Saturday, July 27th at 2am, I awoke because of my Girlfriend's new dog nudging my arm in bed. Since he had never done this at this time of night, I assumed that he needed to go out for a leak. I got out of bed, and was followed by her miniature pincher, also.
I put the leash on the first dog, a full size Doberman, and along with the miniature, took them outside to do their duty. As I left the kitchen I noticed the clock said approximately 2:05am. We went to the back yard and the Doberman promptly took a leak. We then proceeded to the back of the yard by a very large (60') tree, where he usually does a #2, and along with the miniature pinscher, I also relieved myself.
Everything went fine, and as I got back in the kitchen, and took the leash off the large dog, I noticed the clock said 2:50am? Being still mostly asleep, I had a thought that this was strange (45 minutes to take a leak?). Oh well! I didn't think much about this, as I assumed that I had mistakenly read the clock wrong on the way out earlier. The next morning (Saturday) I awoke at 7:30am and went to the bathroom as usual, relieved myself, then ran some water and washed my face, when I looked in the mirror, I had two strange red marks symmetrically on my forehead. I thought, what in the hell is this? I did not fall down, nor bump into anything since I went to bed, and why were these red marks on my head. I closely examined the marks, and they are were not puncture wounds, nor did they hurt or itch. My girlfriend said she didn't hit me, and I gave up and spent the entire day, Saturday 7/27/02, trying to explain to all my friends why I had these two red marks on my forehead. I jokingly explained finally that it 'must have been the aliens', and if I became pregnant three months from now, they would know for sure. I don't know if this is relevant or not, but it still seems strange, and yesterday, a friend of mine I happened to run into at the Post Office, a certified physician, looked at the marks and said, 'he really did not know what could have caused this particular malady', although they appeared to be bruises. This I know: at no time between Friday afternoon and Saturday morning, did I run, bump, or otherwise hit myself in the head.
